WARNING: REPEATED USE OF THIS PRODUCT MAY LEAD TO
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE MUSCLE GROWTH!
Uses: For individuals committed to getting impossibly huge.
Freak Fix™ is the first molecularly enhanced, muscle synthesizing
protein matrix, conceived by a radical team of scientists to trigger
chronic muscle growth. Freak Fix was created specifically for
bodybuilders trying to break the 250-lbs. – 300-lbs. barrier. ‡Freak
Fix can be ingested at any time throughout the day or night, and is
exponentially powerful when consumed immediately following a torturous
training session. Hybridized from unique muscle modifying factors,
including a calculated dose of MCTs and an insanely potent protein
composite, Freak Fix beats conventional formulas into submission. Once
you’re on Freak Fix, you will experience a truly extraordinary series
of events. Slabs of granite-hard muscle will morph onto your frame, and
previous personal bests in the gym will seem like a joke. Freak Fix™ is
the choice of bodybuilding extremists willing to do whatever it takes
to get BIG.
Notice to User: By applying the latest advancements in
nutramolecular theory, MAP scientists developed Wave Pulse Technology™
- designed to take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient
transport. Years ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking
innovation leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled
molecular compounds engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical
priority. This delivery system is not a time-released process. Wave
Pulse Technology™ is built to initiate rapid nutrient delivery and
uptake for abnormal muscle size and strength.
Caution: Keep out of reach of aerobics instructors, yoga
teachers, and fake-ass wannabe bodybuilders. Freak Fix™ can cause an
instant taste dependency, which is extremely difficult to kick. Always
store Freak Fix™ in a safe place, especially from your training
partner. Don’t use this product unless your sole purpose in life is to
become a Freak.
Supplement Facts (Chocolate Blackout)
Serving Size2Scoops(64g)
Servings Per Container14
Amount Per Serving % Daily Value*
Calories 260
Calories From Fat 80
Total Fat 9g 14%
Saturated Fat 2g 10%
Trans Fat 0g †
Cholesterol 75mg 25%
Total Carbohydrate 11g 4%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Sugars 3g †
Protein 34g 68%
Calcium 210mg 21%
Iron 0.3mg 2%
Sodium 130mg 5%
Freak Fix™ Proprietary Blend (Featuring Wave Pulse
Technology™) 6.5g †
Muscle SYN™ Extreme Muscle Protein Synthesizer
†
Creatine Monohydrate †
Sunflower Oil †
L-Leucine †
L-Leucine Alpha-Ketoglutarate †
L-Glutamine †
Glutamine Alpha-Ketogutarate †
L-Isoleucine †
L-Isoleucine Pyroglutamate †
Taurine †
Taurine Alpha-Ketoglutarate †
L-Valine †
L-Valine Alpha-Ketoglutarate †
N-Acetyl L-Cysteine †
L-Norvaline †
Metabolic Inferno™ Severe Metabolic Composite
†
Picamilon HCL †
Flax Oil Powder(as Linum Usitatissiumum)(Seed)
†
Supplying Essential Fatty Acids (EFAs) Including Omega-3
Medium Chain Triglycerides(as MCT's)
†
Conjugated Linoleic Acid †
Green Coffee Extract(as Coffee Arabica)(Seed)
†
Standardized For 25% Chlorogenic Acid
Cinnamon Extract(as Cinnamomum Cassia Blume)(Bark)
†
Standardized For 40% Polyphenols
N-Acetyl-L-Carnitine HCL †
Strength Fix™ Bone-Crushing Strength Enhancer
†
Betaine HCL †
Alpha-Amino L-Butyrate †
Beta Alanine †
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet
† Daily Value not established
Other Ingredients
Protein Blend Featuring Wave Pulse Technology (Whey Protein Concentrate
[Providing Di-, Tri-, Oligo-, And Polypeptides], Whey Protein Isolate
[Ion-Exchanged To 90% And 97% Purity]), Maltodextrin, Canola Oil, Cocoa
Powder, Natural And Artificial Flavors, Corn Syrup Solids, Sodium
Caseinate, Carrageenan, FD&C Blue #2 Lake, FD&C Red #40 Lake,
FD&C Yellow #5 Lake, Carboxymethylcellulose, Soy Lecithin,
Aspartame, Acesulfame Potassium, Mono- And Diglycerides, Di-Potassium
Phosphate, Tri-Calcium Phosphate, Tocopherols
Contains Milk Ingredients.
Phenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine.
Directions: For bodybuilding extremists only. Add one serving (2
scoops) of Freak Fix to 10 oz. of cold water of mix and mix. For
inhuman muscle growth, consume one serving twice daily along with a
hardcore bodybuilding diet. Don't waste your time with this product
unless you're tearing it up in the gym. To maintain product freshness,
store in a cool, dry, dark place. Shake container well before use.
Warnings: Not intended for use by persons under 18. Consult a
medical doctor before starting any diet or exercise program. Do not
exceed recommended serving. Use only as directed.